Fairest Maiden Found Dead

by Marium Ibrahim

Forbidden Forest, 17th February: Recently proclaimed “Fairest maiden in land,” Snow
White, was found dead by a small cottage in the depths of the woods early yesterday
evening, with a bitten apple in her lifeless hand. Investigations by Wizards have proven it
to be poisoned, but the culprit has yet to be found. She is currently being showcased for
the public to see in a glass coffin.

Ms. White had reportedly been home alone at the time of the incident, tidying up with
some animal friends who stood by the scene of the crime. They have been taken into
custody for further investigation.

“It is her own fault,” Says her stepmother, who we managed to get a quick interview
with, “She ran away from home to live unchaperoned with a house full of men.
Shameful!” She went on to say that she had disowned her daughter and that she had
known that it was only a matter of time before something like this happened. “Probably a
jealous lover,” she said.